|Mr. T vs.|
Mr. T arrives in Washington DC to discover that the President has a plan crazier than one of Hannibal's.
But it's not just the gold and the milk at stake here--they are locking all the kids away in storage receptacles to await being eaten. They need someplace safe to be!
After several minutes of fool-pitying, the President convinces Mr. T that this is the best way to board the mother ship undetected.
Mr. T doesn't see any lizards--just a lot of fools with laser guns. Things don't look good--Mr. T may be tough, but is he laser proof?
I pity the fool who tries to find out!