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this is a collection of some of the "humorous" documents I have receieved over time via e-mail. I find that often such things are not half so clever as their authors and/or forwarders seem to think, but on occasion one is actually pretty funny. these are a few which I consider worth reading:


is There a Santa Claus?
The World According To Student Errors
Funny Insurance Claims
The Shiftkey FAQ
Final Exam
Gramar Tips
Science Facts
How To Be Annoying
Chinese Phrases
100 zany ways to order pizza


now, if you feel like wasting yet more time, here is my collection of 'Yo Mama' jokes, which I compiled over several years in middle school and high school:

The Ultimate clean Yo Mama List

and that's all.



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